... that I have a roast in the oven, but have just ordered pizza due to a sudden craving.

Oh, well, I'll just crank the temp down on the roast and cook it even slower (as it's not the best cut, slower is better anyway). It's too big for my crock pot, or I'd've put it in there to start with.

And it's all *your* fault, folks! Yes, you know who you are out there. I'd be innocently waiting for Torchwood or Dr. Who or something on BBC America and catch the last fifteen minutes or so of Top Gear. Blinkin' weird show, but what can you do? Slowly, I started noticing that I'd flip over to BBCA just a bit earlier each time.

Now I'm watching freakin' *marathons*.

AND LOOKING FORWARD TO THEM!

You *will* pay.

One day.

When you least expect it.

*You* *will* *pay*.